A drug dealer in the South Sydney suburb of Kogarah has been arrested by police after falling asleep with a stash of narcotics next to him – right outside the station.
It’s a shame they don’t have the Darwin Awards (in honour of stupid people who help natural selection by dying in ridiculous circumstances) for crime, because this bloke would be a ringer for first place
The man was found at 11:30am yesterday with three bags of methylamphetamine (ice), a gold watch and some ecstasy pills, along with every cliche about what drug dealers carry in their pockets ever.
Unsurprisingly, he was refused bail this morning. This guy will never be the subject of a Rick Ross song about hustling.
via SMH
