The Australia/England rivalry runs deep through through our country’s sporting history. And no event typifies the famous antagonism more than The Ashes, where the stakes are almost as high as the calibre of shit talk.
But another long-standing debate between Oz and our UK counterparts is, objectively speaking, who’s got a better dad bod?
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Here to solve the age old question is the good folk behind Budgy Smugglers, who held their very own Ashes of Ordinary competition this week to decide on a winner once and for all.
For those unfamiliar wth the Ashes of Ordinary tournament, the competition involved Australia’s Top 3 Ordinary Rigs battling it out against 3 equally-average dudes from the UK at Ivy’s boujee rooftop pool bar.
Here’s our blokes:
Aaaand here’s the competition:
So, who won?
Well, there’s no other way to say this other than, we was ROBBED.
After much deliberation, the judges gave the Ashes of Ordinary cup to the UK team.
Alas, there’s always next year folks.
So our prep work’s starting RIGHT NOW. For those keen to get in on the Ordinary Rig action, 2016 winner Dingo Dan Leyden has broken down his fierce How-To Guide.
Steps include everything from ‘inspiration over perspiration’, ‘know thy enemy’ (bloody Brits) and ‘dress for success’.
Watch the clip in full right here:
All images c/o Budgy Smuggler
