America, what… what is going on?

Everyone knows you guys have some goddamn crazy, motherfucking mental, insane as all hell food. Like, some real fucked up shit. But this is something else. 

So at the home of the Cleveland Indians, Progressive Field in Cleveland, Ohio, there’s a particular hotdog. It’s called the ‘Slider Dog‘, and it’s made by a company called Happy Dog

Twitter user @ChefKyrie tweeted it, and people are losing their shit over it. 

Why? It’s a normal American hotdog, smothered in mac ‘n’ cheese. Then it’s covered in bacon. THEN IT’S TOPPED WITH FROOT LOOPS.

Check it out, and wither in disgust:

America, Check Yourself: This Stadium Hotdog Has Goddamn Froot Loops On It

AMERICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP IT. STOP IT IMMEDIATELY.  

Source: Twitter / @ChefKyrie.

Photo: Twitter / @ChefKyrie.