Abbott’s Chief Business Advisor Insists Global Warming Is UN Conspiracy


Maurice Newman is at it again.

The noted Silly Billy has once again keyboard mashed his forehead to produce a further 835 words for The Australian. Words that would be exceedingly comfy wedged between unmeltable steel beams on r/Conspiracy.

“This is not about facts or logic,” said Newman. He was not, in fact, reviewing his own article – ’10/10 would laugh at again’ – but speaking on global warming. He continued: “It’s about a new world order under the control of the UN. It is opposed to capitalism and freedom and has made environmental catastrophism a household topic to achieve its objective.”

Newman – who, I-shit-you-not, has previously asserted that the climate is actually cooling and we should spend more on the military to prepare for the inevitable conflict that resulting food shortages would cause – is always a great read. Some choice quotes:

“Having gained so much ground, eco-catastrophists won’t let up. After all, they have captured the UN and are extremely well funded. They have a hugely powerful ally in the White House. They have successfully enlisted compliant academics and an obedient and gullible mainstream media (the ABC and Fairfax in Australia) to push the scriptures regardless of evidence.”


 

“Hopefully, like India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Tony Abbott isn’t listening. India knows the importance of cheap energy and is set to overtake China as the world’s leading importer of coal. Even Germany is about to commission the most coal-fired power stations in 20 years”.


On Australian signing the universal agreement at the United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP21): “Resisting will be politically difficult. But resist we should. We are already paying an unnecessary social and economic price for empty gestures. Enough is enough.”


You can read the full article HERE and if you need something to rinse your brain off with afterwards:


via The Us Academy of Science and UK’s Royal Society.

via SBS.
Title image via Photoshop via marqservices.

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