It seems like only yesterday that Australia ‘discovered’ that New Zealand‘s Prime Minister John Key has an extremely hot son, Max Key.
And that Max Key has an ~extremely~ hot Instagram.
It’s not like New Zealand have been actually *hiding* him from us (although maybe they have?), but all the same, Max Key only seemed to make his great Australian online media debut earlier this month.
The walking Kiwi washboard dropped a new single and video clip yesterday (yes!!! he is a musician!!!) called ‘Paradise‘, the theme of which for the latter is apparently ‘money’.
In the POV clip, Max wakes up in his mansion next to his bangin’ girlfriend, takes his super fancy-looking car to an even fancier-looking helicopter, jumps out of it and flies down in some kind of hang-gliding contraption, meets his gf on the beach who has ANOTHER fancy-looking car waiting, and then drives to the club while she gets changed in the front-seat.
Also, his abs only make the briefest of appearances. Weird.
Which is all well and good, but the song itself is… not… hmm, how do we say this. It’s not a banger.
Watch / listen below:
Photo: Instagram / @maxkey_.
