The saddest boy in all of Canada, Drake went undercover on the streets of Los Angeles at the behest of Jimmy Kimmel to ask noted Drake haters what they really thought about Drake in light of him hosting the ESPY Awards, being too in touch with his emotions, and being a childish, idiotic, not “manly chickenhead” who isn’t “a real rapper.”
What results is another telling Lie Witness News report filed, appropriately enough, on the first weekend of Coachella.
“What would I say to myself? Because I’m Drake,” said Drake, responding to a pedestrian who labelled him a total idiot.
“I am a total idiot to be standing here, on this street, in this beard and this wig, when I know good and well that I’m Drake and I could be at home with multiple women bathing in champagne. But instead, I’m interviewing you.
Oh, boy. Still don’t get it, huh?”
