Whether you’re single, coupled-up, or happily banging w/o commitment, there is only one Valentine’s Day present you need, and no, it is not a shitty red rose bought at the train station for a dollar. ‘Tis a far more valuable thing.
Yup, it’s The Game‘s latest post of his barely-concealed, humungo wang. His trouser python made its second appearance in 24 hours as part of a V-Day special – just what ya’ wanted – and as per usual, the hashtags (almost) steal the spotlight. #YouDeserveARoseForEveryHairYouShaveOffThatVajajay is a particular highlight.
However, we’d like to draw your attention AWAY from the schlong, and AWAY from the hashtags, and over to the wall-hanging of roses in the background. Did he get that made special?
Probably. The Game treat us right.
~ ICYMI his post yesterday ~
*uterus clenches in sympathy pain*
Photo: Instagram.
