Beautiful, shiny-haired musical golden retriever Taylor Swift promised us a new video this week, and she delivered, dammit, in the form of ‘Wildest Dreams’. It dropped just in time for the MTV VMAs pre-show, it’s online now, and can not even remotely be handled.
The clip features tall and handsome as hell individual Scott Eastwood and Tay as actors embroiled in a torrid affair of some kind while filming an old-fashioned, African-themed Hollywood movie.
Perhaps in a shout-out to Cecil The Lion, proceeds from the video will be donated to wildlife conservation efforts through the African Parks Foundation of America. Can you even? Neither can we.
Somewhere in Los Angeles, Calvin Harris is quietly sobbing:
