At this point, we’re not sure whether we fear how much we love Taylor Swift or love how much we fear here, but either way, the singer knows what we were all saying regarding those blurry pictures of her possibly maybe making out with BFF Karlie Kloss over the weekend, and has dispensed a pretty effortless rejoinder.
Gaze upon this Tweet and weep at its pure perfection:
As my 25th birthday present from the media, I’d like for you to stop accusing all my friends of dating me.
#thirsty
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 8, 2014
Now yeah, true, this only works if you believe that anything she does is by accident, and that she did not swish that beautiful blonde mane in the direction of Ms Kloss’s knowing full well the moment would launch a million snarky blog posts, giving rise, in turn, to this Tweet, which would launch a million more, but let’s maybe not over-think it.
Also, sidebar: Happy birthday for this Saturday 13th, Taylor! As your present to us, please never, ever stop doing what you do, ever.
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