Kanye West’s favourite album by Kanye West feat. Kanye West, Yeezus by Me, Kanye West, leaked overnight however it is these things leak only three days prior to their induced birth.
The consensus on social media is that Yeezus is a good album – a very good album by Kanye West, the nuclei of downtown, fashion and culture – and that everyone’s favourite lyric besides *SCREAMING* and “Star Wars fur, yeah I’m rockin’ Chewbacca” is:
“Hurry up with my damn croissants,” taken from a humble ‘lil ditty called ‘I am a God’.
This is excellent news for Melbourne, City of Thinking It’s Paris, who tonight will host two projections of Kanye West’s face on Kanye West-approved buildings in the city’s Central Business Donda.
If you’re in Melbourne tonight [June 15th] and have tentative plans like having a cocktail and maybe eating some tapas, cancel them and head to “Rooftop Corner, Flinders and Siddeley St” from 8:30pm to 9:30pm to see some live performance art in [the?] Docklands, an erstwhile cultural wasteland.
Or perhaps you have tickets to a musical at 8:30pm that isn’t a Kanye West show – a very Melbourne thing to do – in which case you can take a tram or whatever to the corner of Franklin and Queen St in Nth Melbourne to see the same projections that were shown in Sydney last night and, like, a month ago from 10:30pm to 11:30pm.
You can confirm these details for yourself at kanyewest.com.
Enjoy your culture, Melbourne.
Photo: Kim Kardashian with an apt $1,457.50 golden Charlotte Olympia croissant clutch head appropriated via Dimitrious Kambouris via Getty
