Kanye West Shares Kim K Nudes, ‘All Day’ Video; Will Headline Glastonbury

Look: there’s no doubt in either of our minds that you’ve seen Kim Kardashian naked as a bae before, but that fact has clearly done little to dissuade you from coming back for more of the same – not unlike a malnourished orphan in a Dickensian epic, starved for warmth and tasteful nudes.

In occasion of his wife’s levelling up to 30 million followers on Twitter coinciding with the premiere of the tenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, only on E!, Kanye West this morning took to Twitter to reflect on how truly blessed he is in the only way he knows how; that is, by offloading a series of his wife’s nudes, one after the other; swish, swish, swish. 
West has since also announced that he’s back in the studio today listening to Kendrick Lamar’s surprise release To Pimp A Butterfly (“!!!”) and announced that the video of his Brit Awards performance of ‘All Day’ will henceforth be known as the song’s official music video because “it captured the energy of the record”. Earlier this month, West announced that his seventh studio album would be titled So Help Me God
It was also confirmed overnight that West would headline Glastonbury, alongside Courtney Barnett. He’s so lucky. He’s a star.
Swish.

Swish.

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