Just because it’s a royal affair doesn’t mean it’s going to be above the typical tropes and cliches of literally every wedding ever. Save for maybe Prince Harry pulling Meghan Markle‘s garter belt off with his teeth, I can assure you that there will be champagne flowing, cake being elaborately cut (maybe with a sword???) and a dancefloor that needs to be lit the hell up.
What does a pumping dancefloor need? Fucken BANGERS. And you know that a wedding is a place where you can unashamedly blast some guilty pleasures and tear up the place like the world’s about to end.
Very good music nerds over at Spotify have crunched the numbers from what everyone around Aus pumps at their own nuptials, and they reckon Megan & Harry are going to have their first dance to none other than the other famous redhead – Ed Sheeran.
Not only is it Ed Sheeran, but it’s his extremely lovey-dovey track ‘Perfect’. What a TREAT.
Yep, it’s basic as hell and I’m entirely here for it.
Honestly Eddy dominates the top three songs that us Aussies do an awkward waltz as our first dance to, before getting into John Legend (hmm ok) and Etta James (now we’re talkin’). Somehow Jack Johnson is in there too because in our hearts it’s clearly still 2002 and we’re all still wearing white shell necklaces.
So get ya tips in/join your office sweeps on what’s gunna happen tomorrow at the wedding that stops the Commonweath, and if all else fails at least we made you a bloody drinking game to keep you entertained.
Oh and blast this perfect wedding playlist to really get you in the party mood.
