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It’s been awhile since we’ve seen supposedly-reformed Canadian pop-brat Justin Bieber go full insouciant toddler mode, with his last album ‘Purpose‘ coinciding with a newly responsible, seemingly mature approach to his public conduct.
Well that’s all gone to shit as we are thrilled to announce that Bieber is back on his bullshit, baby!
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Whilst it’s definitely not pissing-in-a-bucket or smuggling-monkeys-across-federal-borders levels of Biebering, the 23-year-old has apologised for his behaviour at the British Summertime festival in London, explaining he had a “bad night” on-stage, due to dealing with a head cold.
A few of the abnormal activities that constituted Biebs’ “bad night” include cracking the shits at his back-up dancers for talking whilst he was (“What are you talking about that is more important than what I’m saying?”, he reportedly spouted), as well as threatening to throw the booger-covered snot rag he’d been observed using to mop up his overflowing phlegm, at the crowd.
In further attempts to clog the flow of mucus, Bieber also apparently shoved a whole whack of Vicks vapo-rub up his schnoz, which, no, that’s not how you use that, Juzzy.
Our favourite moment from the bizarre performance however, is a zinger from JB that can only be described as Bill Shorten levels of scathing, as he threw a barb at the festival’s organisation at large, pointing to a merry-go-round on the site and noting “That looks fun… said no one ever!”.
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Hey Biebs, 2010 Twitter called, they want their joke format back.
How the merry-go-round industry will ever recover from such a scintillating and verbose takedown, we just will never know.
Admittedly the dude was a bit sick and struggled through to give his fans a full two-hour performance, which is admirable. We just love it when he goes off-chops and shows us that the true dirtbag Bieber is always sitting there under the surface.
Source: The Sun.
Picture: Brian Rasic / Getty.