Feel like a slick cut ‘n’ shave? Just something simple? Nah, mates. You want to get on a plane right bloody now and pop on over to Perth, because swish barbershop Gentlemen’s Hair Lounge in Subiaco, WA is offering the most intensely luxurious hair and beard treatment we’ve ever heard of.
For $159, you can get your bad self the ‘VIP Victor‘, an all-encompassing ~experience~ that involves: a haircut, head massage, PEPPERMINT hot towel, traditional neck shave, hair styling, peppermint and AVOCADO face shave, peppermint hot towel facial wrap (they rly like the peppermint here), facial massage, cleanse/face scrub/mud mask treatment, a coconut hair treatment and not one, but TWO complimentary scotches, whiskeys or beers.
We have so many thoughts. First, is there such a thing as too much peppermint? What is everyones thoughts on this matter? Because that is a LOT of minty freshness going on there.
Second, can someone just offer “hot towel face wraps” for a small fee, somewhere we can go on our lunch breaks?
And finally – as much as no one really needs ANY of this stuff done to their head besides maybe the cut and shave part, for what you get $159 is not bad…not bad at all.
Well, if you live in Perth. Spending $$$ flying there to try it seems a little extreme. But whatever floats your boat.
Image: Gentlemen’s Hair Lounge.
