In our dream life, we’re billionaires and can own extravagantly huge properties with more rooms than we could ever need. Y’know, look at houses for sale and make a selection like you’re buying something from drive-thru McDonald’s.
We bring all our friends over constantly and our life is just one long stream of Gatsby-esque partying.
Sure, the reality of being a billionaire is probably an insane amount of work and never being home. But this is our dream-life, right? We make the rules here, babey.
We rounded up some absolutely ridic mansions for sale right now ’round Oz – so if you’ve got some sweet $$$ stashed away somewhere, live this dream for us would ya?
Houses For Sale In NSW
Bleak House, 7 Lawson St Mudgee
PRICE: 1,350,000
5 bedrooms / 6 bathrooms / 6 car parks
How ye olde fabulous is this place? The circa 1860 mansion is set on a 2,605 square metre block of land on the fringe of the CBD, so you’re not even far from the hustle and bustle of adorably cute Mudgee.
PRICE: 3,700,000
6 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 5 car parks
This huuuge property was inspired by chic French stud farms, and is set on three acres right under Mt Hay. The property actually features one 4 bedroom home, and then a two bedroom guest accommodation – but considering that’s 6 beds all up, we’re classifying it as mansion worthy.
Houses For Sale In VIC
PRICE: Private auction
5 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 2 car parks
This is what old money looks like, amirite? This massive property in Toorak features a huge granite kitchen, massive terrace, and wine cellar, and is separated into two “wings” off the main entrance.
PRICE: Expressions Of Interest
6 bedrooms / 6 bathrooms / 7 car parks
This spectacular place has a bloody lift, not to mention all 5 huge bedrooms come with marble en-suites, including a really OTT main bedroom with a Mariah Carey level dressing room, plus large balcony with northern views. Oh, and a casual pool and tennis court.
Houses For Sale In QLD
PRICE: Contact Agent
5 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 5 car parks
This is a massive property – 700m2 of actual house/patio, plus 5,236m2 of land – including 30m of Nerang River front. It’s absolutely the kind of place you can imagine entertaining in – that massive balcony/terrace situation!
68 The Promenade, Isle Of Capri
PRICE: Contact Agent
6 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 3 car parks
This architect-designed residence is directly on the waterfront, complete with it’s own boat ramp – because you absolutely own a boat if you own this place, come on. It’s full of insane features like a dedicated theatre room with tiered seating, surround sound and overhead projector, as well as it’s own private beach.
Houses For Sale In WA
PRICE: Under Contract
5 bedrooms / 4 bathrooms / 3 car parks
This beachfront property is all about open plan living – there’s literally a massive wall of glass that appears to be unsupported but can disappear as if by magic. I have no idea how, but there you go. Architects, right? It essentially means your entire living space can be open-air, if you like. Madness.
PRICE: $3,000,000+
6 bedrooms / 5 bathrooms / 14 car parks
Officially titled The Breckler Mansion and circa 1934, this huge pad has everything from a Pinot room (Pinot room! Like one specific type of wine!) to an upstairs living room that used to be an actual ballroom. There’s even a reflection pond and fruit orchard.
