Absolutely Ridic Mansions Up For Sale Around Oz To Simply Drool Over

In our dream life, we’re billionaires and can own extravagantly huge properties with more rooms than we could ever need. Y’know, look at houses for sale and make a selection like you’re buying something from drive-thru McDonald’s.

We bring all our friends over constantly and our life is just one long stream of Gatsby-esque partying.

Sure, the reality of being a billionaire is probably an insane amount of work and never being home. But this is our dream-life, right? We make the rules here, babey.

We rounded up some absolutely ridic mansions for sale right now ’round Oz – so if you’ve got some sweet $$$ stashed away somewhere, live this dream for us would ya?

Houses For Sale In NSW

Bleak House, 7 Lawson St Mudgee
PRICE: 1,350,000
5 bedrooms / 6 bathrooms / 6 car parks

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How ye olde fabulous is this place? The circa 1860 mansion is set on a 2,605 square metre block of land on the fringe of the CBD, so you’re not even far from the hustle and bustle of adorably cute Mudgee.

40 Bundewallah Rd, Berry

PRICE: 3,700,000
6 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 5 car parks

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houses for sale

This huuuge property was inspired by chic French stud farms, and is set on three acres right under Mt Hay. The property actually features one 4 bedroom home, and then a two bedroom guest accommodation – but considering that’s 6 beds all up, we’re classifying it as mansion worthy.

Houses For Sale In VIC

9 Linlithgow Road, Toorak VIC

PRICE: Private auction
5 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 2 car parks

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houses for sale

This is what old money looks like, amirite? This massive property in Toorak features a huge granite kitchen, massive terrace, and wine cellar, and is separated into two “wings” off the main entrance.

9 Barnard Road, Toorak

PRICE: Expressions Of Interest
6 bedrooms / 6 bathrooms / 7 car parks

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houses for sale

This spectacular place has a bloody lift, not to mention all 5 huge bedrooms come with marble en-suites, including a really OTT main bedroom with a Mariah Carey level dressing room, plus large balcony with northern views. Oh, and a casual pool and tennis court.

Houses For Sale In QLD

5 Kootingal Street, Ashmore

PRICE: Contact Agent
5 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 5 car parks

This is a massive property – 700m2 of actual house/patio, plus 5,236m2 of land – including 30m of Nerang River front. It’s absolutely the kind of place you can imagine entertaining in – that massive balcony/terrace situation!

68 The Promenade, Isle Of Capri

PRICE: Contact Agent
6 bedrooms / 3 bathrooms / 3 car parks

This architect-designed residence is directly on the waterfront, complete with it’s own boat ramp – because you absolutely own a boat if you own this place, come on. It’s full of insane features like a dedicated theatre room with tiered seating, surround sound and overhead projector, as well as it’s own private beach.

Houses For Sale In WA

1D Warton Street, Cottesloe

PRICE: Under Contract
5 bedrooms / 4 bathrooms / 3 car parks

This beachfront property is all about open plan living – there’s literally a massive wall of glass that appears to be unsupported but can disappear as if by magic. I have no idea how, but there you go. Architects, right? It essentially means your entire living space can be open-air, if you like. Madness.

19-21 Alexander Drive, Menora

PRICE: $3,000,000+
6 bedrooms / 5 bathrooms / 14 car parks

Officially titled The Breckler Mansion and circa 1934, this huge pad has everything from a Pinot room (Pinot room! Like one specific type of wine!) to an upstairs living room that used to be an actual ballroom. There’s even a reflection pond and fruit orchard.