If Mariah Carey were to describe the vibe of Tassie right now, I’m confident she’d say it’s having a “moment”. It’s about bloody time, right? The entire state could take out an awards ceremony dedicated to Australia‘s most beautiful pockets. And this is why, good people of the internet, you should be keeping a finger on the pulse when it comes to houses for sale in Tasmania.
We’ve already had a lil’ look-see at the affordable properties offered up in the area, but if you’re like me, you’re probably keen to also review some of its more nek-level dwellings. Y’know, the sort of house that you’ve already conceded you’ll never own but still suss out to meet your sadistic quota for the month.
Thankfully, it was quite the simple task to pull together some examples of truly mind-blowing places currently in the market. So on that note, here are a few houses for sale in Tasmania that’ll make you cream your jeans, folks.
Houses For Sale In Northern Tasmania
Relbia TAS 7258
PRICE: 2,500,000+
5 bedrooms / 3 bathroom / 8 car parks
If spitting out your coffee literally every morning from the sheer shock of soaking up the lush beauty of this property sounds like a situation you’d like to find yourself in, then here you bloody well go. Like, what a goddamn vista.
House For Sale In North-West Tasmania
645 Cradle Mountain Road, Erriba TAS 7310
PRICE: Contact Agent
10 bedrooms / 6 bathroom / 3 car parks
In the market for something that’s too rustic to function? Look no further. This crib is a cottage lover’s dream, only on a much larger estate-esque scale. So yeah, if this ain’t on your list of houses for sale in Tasmania, then add on on there quick smart.
Houses For Sale In Central Tasmania
7138 Lyell Highway, Ouse TAS 7140
PRICE: $1,500,000
5 bedrooms / 2 bathroom / 10 car parks
UGH, LORD HAVE MERCY. This incredible Georgian homestead still has its ye olde charms (think fireplaces, shearing sheds, mind-blowing English gardens) but is jam packed with modern amenities. Even its pool and tennis court have a rich history – having been used during the chilled off hours by the hardworking fams that’ve occupied this incredible dwelling. And honestly, $1.5 million ain’t THAT much given how beautiful this place is.
Houses For Sale In Southern Tasmania
12 Stoke St, New Town TAS 7008
PRICE: $4,000,000+
9 bedrooms / 6 bathroom / 3 car parks
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. This Revival Gothic mansion has everything you would come to expect from a property this grand. We’re talking a Waterford chandelier, extensive gardens that’ll keep you safe from the public eye, OG hand-worked timber outfittings – oh, and did we mention that all the sandstone used to build this place was shipped in from England/Scotland in the 1880s? Apparently Aussie sandstone didn’t cut it back then, but that’s a conversation for another day. Also, while we acknowledge that $4 million is a lot of cash, you’ll never find a place like this on mainland Australia for that little.
62 Napoleon Street, Battery Point TAS 7004
PRICE: Expressions Of Interest
4 bedrooms / 4 bathroom / 3 car parks
There’s architecture, and then there’s art. This property falls into the latter. Like, aggressively. This waterfront property is perfecto for anyone who wants the best of both worlds. The front of this property and its interior is in keeping with the traditional Georgian weatherboard style of the area, but as you move through it, it changes into an offensively beautiful modern masterpiece. Honestly, you’ll need a cold shower after checking out this crib in its entirety.
Just real quick before wrapping up, we feel compelled to give a special shoutout to 52 St Johns Circle, Richmond TAS 7025 and 17 Jetty Road, Birchs Bay TAS 7162. As you’ll see from the pics, it’s no small wonder why they’re giving us a humble aboner.
Keen to snap up your own little slice of heaven? Check out all the houses for sale in Tasmania HERE.