Teyana Taylor Not Yet Ready To Fade, Releases Butt-Enhancing Online Workouts

Teyana Taylor is not a human. 

No; she can’t be.

She has one of the most incredible physiques known to man, as well as moves that are nothing short of mesmerising.

After she shot to fame for her Flashdance-esuqe role in Kanye West‘s ‘Fade‘ video clip, she told media outlets that she, uhh, doesn’t really work out.

Heck, even we were fooled, writing:

As unbelievable as that is, Taylor reckons she only does “lazy workouts,” like using an elliptical. 

“I would be lying if I told you I had hardcore workouts, because I really, really don’t.” said Taylor, speaking to VLAD TV. “But I do a lot of squats—a lot of stuff like that. The elliptical is my baby because you can just be on there, go like this all day for hours, just have on your headphones. That’s it.”

She credits stellar genetics more than anything. “I was 6 years old with a six pack,” she said. “I always tell my mom I’m allergic to vegetables. I’m real funny. Like, if I can’t pronounce it or spell it, I won’t eat it. I’m more of a fried chicken, baked macaroni—I eat everything. I don’t eat healthy at all.”

Nek minnit, she’s releasing an online workout series.

I’d hazard a guess she’s cottoned on to how enthralled the universe is with her rig and thought it quite the business opportunity. 

It’s aptly-named ‘Fade 2 Fitness‘ and will feature dance-heavy workout routines you can do in the comfort of your own home. 

A video posted by Jimmy Neutch (@teyanataylor) on Oct 27, 2016 at 11:34am PDT

No word yet on how much the workouts will cost – but if they get us even an inch closer to having an ass half as toight as Taylor’s, sign us up.

Source: Harper’s Bazaar. 

Photo: Fade / Kanye West.