Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and watch this new teaser trailer for Anchorman 2 – a movie with a cast the likes of which you’ll never see again. The mother of all sequels opens December 2013 – until then, reacquaint yourselves with the well-coiffured, evergreen gentlemen above.