Unverified Sources Say Kimye Baby Named Kaidence Donda West


Baby Yeezus already has the greatest social media presence of any newborn since Jay-Z and Beyonce’s infant recluse, Blue Ivy Carter, and according to a world super mega exclusive report by the most visited urban website in the world, Media Takeout, the baby also has a name: Kaidence Donda West.

Apparently the site got the tip from an unprofessional nurse from the Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles where Kim Kardashian gave birth. In another purported “exclusive”, Hollywood Life was told by a family insider that “Kai Georgia Donda West has been mentioned” as the name of the gurl.

We’ll wait until we get a confirmation from the horse’s mouth (i.e. Kris Jenner) before accepting this as gospel. But as potentially fabricated baby names go, there are some convincing factors supporting it, least of all the fact two unverified and unnamed sources have shared the name for two independent exclusive reports; Kim’s late father Robert Kardashian had the middle name ‘George’ which might have inspired the Georgia, and Donda is the name of Kanye’s late mother. The ‘K’ keeps within the numerological personal branding strategy of the Kardashian unit at large, and ‘cadence’ is a term from musical theory pertaining to a configuration of chords at the closing of a piece, or in poetry – or rap – it refers to the rhythmic pacing of the words.

Anyway I just spent at least 15 minutes thinking about that.

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