Fuck it, bald Timothee Chalamet.
The internet is a weird place at the best of times, but thanks to a coronavirus-fuelled period of isolation, many of us have entered the “weird photoshop” phase and look, I’m not mad about it. But the one that really takes the cake is this scarily realistic picture of Timothee Chalamet with a buzz cut.
Digital artist and manipulator Hey Reilly took to Instagram to gift us all with this dangerously horny masterpiece.
The picture is from way back when we were still allowed to leave the house, and Timothee attended the Oscars looking like a private school boy. But instead of his slicked-back luscious locks, the anonymous artist has given them the ol’ number two treatment.
I must admit, IRL Timothee Chalamet is far from my cup of tea. I just don’t get the hype.
Long haired Timothee Chalamet, I’ll be calling you by your name. But BUZZ CUT Chalamet, I’ll be calling you… later.
If you’ve somehow made it this far in life without seeing Timothee Chalamet, here’s a little refresher of what he looks like in real life. He’s quite the snack, according to thirsty women and men across the globe.
Sure, IRL Timothee Chalamet has those luscious long longs and that softboi vibe that we all love so dearly. But buzz cut military/mall cop Tim is on a whole new level of hot.
Timothee, Timmy boy, please do us all a huge favour and give yourself a DIY buzz cut in isolation. You truly have nothing to lose and everything to gain.