Scott Schuman is known for his impeccable sartorial taste but as a recent interview with Canada’s Globe And Mail suggests The Sartorialist considers himself a bit of a Sextorialist as well…
In the interview, Schuman, who we’ll assume is inebriated, doles out gems such as “basically, I’m a rapper”, “You can tell me about my butt. What do you think? It’s nice, right?” and my favourite “I’m pretty good at the sex”.
Shocking I know. The sex? The sex? We’re kinda bummed he shattered the “dapper gentleman” reverence with which we regarded him but it’s refreshing to know alcohol is still the greatest leveler known to man. It can transform the meek into Kings and the World’s premiere street style blogger into a frat boy.
Here are our favourite quotes from the interview which you can read here.
You look fit – just not big like a quarterback.
I’m pretty good at the sex. And pretty good at picture taking. That’s about it. Garance is pretty happy. And the hotel-room neighbours are pretty pissed. You can write that; that’s totally fine with me.
You want people to know you’re good in bed?
Yeah. Yeah.
There’s one shot of you in your book.
Yeah. I think from when I was really skinny.
You’re still really skinny.
Tell me more about how skinny I am. Do you think I look better with short hair or long? You can tell me about my butt. What do you think? It’s nice, right?
If you weren’t doing this, what would you be doing?
Every rapper says if I was not doing this, I would be in jail. And basically, I’m a rapper, only I’m a photographer. So if I wasn’t doing this, I would definitely be in jail.
