Every so often someone on the internet presents a different use for an established technology that instantly renders all other uses moot. It might be done by accident, or by sheer force of will and determination. Or, in this case, it might be done because we’re all secretly twelve years old and still find rude words really, really funny.
A wonderful, magnificent human by the name of Claire Wyckoff has done just that, by combining a love of running with the fact that dicks are goddamned hilarious. By using the GPS tracker on her Nike+ running app, she’s been casually jogging out some big, huge, fuck-off dicks.
Of course, she’s been drawing some other things as well. And the results are surprisingly awesome.
Like this Space Invader.
Or this Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Or even this big middle-finger to the world.
But, really. It’s all about the dicks. It’s always all about the dicks.
Now THIS is the kind of fitness program I could really get a grip of.
