We filmed Stab Mag / Von Zipper’s pool party yesterday. Apparently it was a pretty debauch sort of affair with “amazing” quotes being dropped more loosely then ecstasy at a dance music festival.
With jealousy ripening as O reeled off the positive adjectives I realised my weekly Stab Online check just turned monthly, hence I decided to revive my online life and direct my browser to their html. So CJ won Mundaka ’cause of some new fins, some x pro dude copped the nip-tuck gig and lastly but not leastly “the joy of sex according to Tiah Eckhardt” aka our ¿former¿ presenter Tiah Eckhardt!
Yeah, I should probably iron this before I go any further… Against popular belief a day in the Pedestrian office does not involve dodging Tiah and her topless escapades nor does it comprise having to listen to that Bennybigguns dude talk shit all day. As a matter of fact only 25% of the office have even met the former presenters face-face and I am not one of the minority.
But yeah Tiah… The baby be dropping bombs on Stab:
‘You could be trained to give a girl what could possibly be the most technically flawless fucking of her life, but if you don’t know what to whisper in my ear when you’re behind or how to look at me when you’re inside, then it doesn’t really matter.’
Not only does she word out the password for returned entry to her bedroom, she poses for a couple of happy* snaps too. Oh and I forgot to mention she left some fun text in the August? September? (ish) issue of the fine surf publication. Yeah cool news Pedestrian only 2 months late.
For more Tiah suss Stab.
For photos of the infamous pool party suss Lifewithoutandy.com
