I think I can speak for all of us when I say HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?!
‘The Spoils of War‘, episode 4 of Game Of Thrones‘ seventh season, FINALLY brought what the series has been promising us for so very long: fire and blood, and a helluva lot of it.
The episode’s final clash, the Loot Train Battle (that’s its official name), also upped the stakes by pitting two favourites against one another: Daenerys Targaryen, sending goosebumps down millions of backs with every “Dracarys“, and Jaime Lannister, goin’ all St George & the Dragon in his desperate bid to save his men, his queen and his country.
What does that mean in practical terms? A whole lot of heart-clutching, couch-jumping and shrieking about Drogon getting got by that fucken Scorpion thing. Here’s 14 of the best responses to what’s probably the top episode of ‘GoT’ ever.
That new game of thrones episode pic.twitter.com/Y4otfnQaPA— Nicky Romero (@nickyromero) August 7, 2017
*400 people literally burnt to ashes*— Will Gough (@Goughy_7) August 7, 2017
Me: "Yeah but, is the dragon ok? Hope he's not getting tired." #GameOfThrones
Jaime Lannister: We can hold them off.— Ziwe (@ziwe) August 7, 2017
Dragon: RECLAIMING MY TIME #GameOfThrones
Game of Thrones S07E04 – The Spoils Of War (2017) pic.twitter.com/crou0NSl2V— Alessandro (@alexombie) August 7, 2017
Oleanna: Be a dragon.— deray mckesson (@deray) August 7, 2017
Jaime: let's fight— Dave Lozo (@davelozo) August 7, 2017
Dany: ok can you handle me dragon?
Dany: YEAH ME DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE but also a literal dragon
I can't believe Game of Thrones killed off Chris Pratt and Anna Faris' marriage. I am so done with this show.— Mark Birrell (@markwbirrell) August 7, 2017
If we’re only at the mid-point of the season and we’re already copping this kind of action – man, there’s a lot of people who’re gonna be needing a fainting couch before the end of it.