Well HERE WE GO. It’s still probably a full 6-odd months until we’ll see the third season on screens, but Netflix just gave us all a little early Christmas gift in the form of a surprise new Stranger Things teaser ahead of the much-anticipated new batch of episodes.
The teaser dropped on social media a short time ago, and features the ubiquitous Stranger Things title sequence, overlaid with a string of non-connected sentences which would appear to be the episode titles for the upcoming season.
In the summer of 1985, the adventure continues… pic.twitter.com/m3s6hyJL8k— Stranger Things (@Stranger_Things) December 10, 2018
For those of you playing along at home, that would make season three look a little something like:
- Suzie, Do You Copy?
- The Mall Rats
- The Case of the Missing Lifeguard
- The Sauna Test
- The Source
- The Birthday
- The Bite
- The Battle of Starcourt
The teaser ends with a solid and very vague “coming 2019” tease, which we already knew, but doesn’t put us any closer to knowing when in 2019 it’ll appear. Bravo, nerds.
Judging by those titles, which don’t give away much, the Starcourt Mall setting teased in a Stranger Things promo trailer Netflix released in July will play a reasonably significant role in proceedings.
Other than that though, your guess is as good as ours. Who’s the lifeguard? Who gets bitten? Does Eleven turn Twelve?
Let the rampant speculation commence!
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