If you thought we’d exited the era of flagrant dad-bod worship, think again, because a new idol has risen. New set pics from the filming of Stranger Things 3 show David Harbour, a.k.a. Chief Jim Hopper, in a floral shirt and sporting a gigantic moustache, and the internet has collectively lost their shit. It’s a Category 5 thirst storm, and Harbour’s scintillating Miami Vice shirt-and-stache combo is its pastel-masc eye.
So I just saw these Stranger Things season 3 set photos and in totally unrelated news I cannot fucking breathe pic.twitter.com/jsHfr05j0e— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018
LaCroix Boi – @BigDipperJelly, 2017. pic.twitter.com/AoBhHPO3lb— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018
The masses are simply clamouring to climb aboard that family-friendly rig.
Hopper got me like pic.twitter.com/FKdRTDnY5I— Fozzie (@Fozziebare) June 15, 2018
the ultimate bbq hot dad— lachlan (@lordechlan) June 15, 2018
he got me upside down. pic.twitter.com/SncySlru9X— allie pocket (@allie_pocket) June 17, 2018
June 16, 2018
*pretends to be surprised that I’m attracted to David Harbour* https://t.co/NQofb4IEsD— Kat McClell (@Katie_McClellan) June 17, 2018
Happy daddy’s day, David Harbour https://t.co/mIozwtmdth— dees (@ramen_symone) June 17, 2018
the queer eye boys got to hopper…that’s a tan france outfit if i’ve ever seen one https://t.co/YgdUCN3kEw— amrita ???? (@marigoldlight) June 16, 2018
STRANGER THINGS: VICE CITY https://t.co/zw0sCTyqDG— dave (@airbagged) June 17, 2018
It’s pandemonium out there. And look, I don’t mean to sound prudish, but some of you people need Jesus. Come on.
I want to feel that moustache touch every part of my body https://t.co/2ggquuTWHS— Juan like Ewan (@JediTrousers) June 15, 2018
I want that moustache to exfoliate my entire gooch from hog to hole— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018
In terms of what this means for the show itself… well, I guess they’re marching forward into the eighties, so the crumb-catcher is plausibly historically accurate. Could we dare to hope that we’ll score a Stranger Things: Tropical Heat edition? Whatever the case, this thirst-storm is showing no signs of blowing out. Batten down the hatches, my friends.
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