New ‘Stranger Things 3’ Pics Provoke Unquenchable Thirst For Hot Dad Hopper

If you thought we’d exited the era of flagrant dad-bod worship, think again, because a new idol has risen. New set pics from the filming of Stranger Things 3 show David Harbour, a.k.a. Chief Jim Hopper, in a floral shirt and sporting a gigantic moustache, and the internet has collectively lost their shit. It’s a Category 5 thirst storm, and Harbour’s scintillating Miami Vice shirt-and-stache combo is its pastel-masc eye.

So I just saw these Stranger Things season 3 set photos and in totally unrelated news I cannot fucking breathe pic.twitter.com/jsHfr05j0e

— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018

LaCroix Boi – @BigDipperJelly, 2017. pic.twitter.com/AoBhHPO3lb

— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018

The masses are simply clamouring to climb aboard that family-friendly rig.

Hopper got me like pic.twitter.com/FKdRTDnY5I

— Fozzie (@Fozziebare) June 15, 2018

the ultimate bbq hot dad

— lachlan (@lordechlan) June 15, 2018

he got me upside down. pic.twitter.com/SncySlru9X

— allie pocket (@allie_pocket) June 17, 2018

pic.twitter.com/TgV3D8QhRD

— chrise17 (@chrise17) June 16, 2018

*pretends to be surprised that I’m attracted to David Harbour* https://t.co/NQofb4IEsD

— Kat McClell (@Katie_McClellan) June 17, 2018

Happy daddy’s day, David Harbour https://t.co/mIozwtmdth

— dees (@ramen_symone) June 17, 2018

the queer eye boys got to hopper…that’s a tan france outfit if i’ve ever seen one https://t.co/YgdUCN3kEw

— amrita ???? (@marigoldlight) June 16, 2018

STRANGER THINGS: VICE CITY https://t.co/zw0sCTyqDG

— dave (@airbagged) June 17, 2018

It’s pandemonium out there. And look, I don’t mean to sound prudish, but some of you people need Jesus. Come on.

I want to feel that moustache touch every part of my body https://t.co/2ggquuTWHS

— Juan like Ewan (@JediTrousers) June 15, 2018

I want that moustache to exfoliate my entire gooch from hog to hole

— Dealt a good rim (@villainmorris) June 15, 2018

COME ON.

In terms of what this means for the show itself… well, I guess they’re marching forward into the eighties, so the crumb-catcher is plausibly historically accurate. Could we dare to hope that we’ll score a Stranger Things: Tropical Heat edition? Whatever the case, this thirst-storm is showing no signs of blowing out. Batten down the hatches, my friends.