Some Drunk People Filmed Their Roombas Having a Knife Fight

Now me, I’m the type of guy who likes to set fires when I’ve had too much to drink, but some people enjoy playing with sharp objects, and that’s perfectly okay too. Take these two, for example. After getting wicked hammered, they had the entirely reasonable idea of taping kitchen knives to a pair of Roombas, attaching balloons to them, and making them fight.
Boy Roomba was fast, but Girl Roomba had cunning on her side. Who won the day? Because the internet exists, you can watch their epic battle and find out. 

Just spare a thought for their poor cousin, DJ Roomba. He never stood a chance.