HO HO HO, merry Christmas ya fuckers.
We know how skint you’re going to be after generously buying evsone killer gifts these holidays. You’ll be heralded as an incredible human, but you’ll be povo as all hell.
Being broke will limit what you can get up to, and what’s Christmas without activities to drown out the sound of your mum lecturing you? We’ve found the perfect way to block all of her incessant nagging/squawking that has the potential to be a $0 exercise.
Behold, The Night Before:
A movie with cray-cray drug antics and celeb cameos, that still manages to kicks you in all the feels? We gots a winner.
If you want to score free tickets to an advance screening of the movie for you and a friend, then tell us in 25 words or less what gift you’d give to old mate Seth Rogen for Christmas.
Screenings will be happening on Monday 30th November at 6.30PM on the dot (that’s when the movie will start rollin’ – plan accordingly) at these locations:
Broadway Shopping Centre
Cnr Greek St & Broadway Street
Level 3, Melbourne Central
Cnr La Trobe and Swanston Sts
Westfield Garden City
Kessels Rd, Upper Mount Gravatt
Snacks will of course be provided.
>>ENTER ZE COMP BELOW<<
Winners shall be informed via email.
Now go forth and spread that holiday cheer, you miserable pricks. <3.
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