Ron Jeremy Remade Miley’s “Wrecking Ball” Video And It Cannot Be Unseen

Having swung into 2014 with the gusto of an over-exposed former child star with no shame, you would have thought that world had had just about enough of Miley Cyrus‘ ode to enormous destruction implements (and the straddling of said implements in nought but a pair of leather boots), and that we could finally leave that questionable part of pop culture history behind in 2013.

But ohhhhhhh no no no, the Wrecking Ball parody tank apparently still has some juice left in it, as 60-year-old porn veteran and short hairy man Ron Jeremy has boldly announced that he came… in like a wrecking ball, not just reenacting the now-famous video, but flatly and tunelessly re-recording the song for comedy site SpokenRAD.

The weirdest part of the whole thing is that while Miley nuded up for her original video, Ron ‘The Hedgehog’ appears to have opted for a more dignified (if you can call it that) flesh-coloured short option. Perhaps he’s wearing a cup to protect his most valuable, um, asset. Also, be sure to keep an eye out for Ron’s weird, weird belly button at 1:50, if you can make it that far. As you can imagine, this video is not safe for work, life, or anywhere in between. Prepare the eye-bleach.