Michael Bay Directs New Victoria’s Secret Commerical

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! In just 90 seconds the new Michael Bay Directed commercial for Victoria’s Secret has more slow motion shots, explosions, gratuitous cleavage, and epic metal riffs than Jean-Claude Van Damme’s entire back catalogue. It’s pretty much the land that subtlety forgot.

We’re not too surprised considering Bay is responsible for Armageddon, Bad Boys and Transformers but seriously – are Victoria’s Secret marketing to stoner teenage boys or self-confident women? We’re a bit confused.

Anyway as an extra exclusive a Pedestrian intern rummaged through Michael Bay’s trash and tracked down his inspiration for the add.