You know what is never, ever a good idea when it comes to mending fences with a significant other? Performing an amateur rap. Just do not. Ever.
If someone ever does this for me I will literally set their house on fire. I will set their house on fire and then go to court and say it was because they forced an amateur rap onto me and the judge will let me go because that is the true crime.
Apparently Dean isn’t aware of how heinous amateur rapping is. Because he’s written one for his wife, Tracey, as a (sociopathic punishment) apology for cheating with Davina the other week.
I cannot. These are literally the lyrics.
Hey yo Tracey, my little lady
You drive me crazy
I know after last week on the couch you probably hate me.
I’m sorry did a 10 year old with a Drake obsession write this? Did Dean recruit his child niece or something? JFC.
Tracey seems strangely into it.
NO, TRACEY. STAY AWAY FROM THE BAD MAN. ALSO TAKE OFF THAT HAT.
I’m this guy, by the way.
Can’t wait to watch the garbage-fire go down this week.