Yesterday I learned that Lucy Hale, of Pretty Little Liars fame, has been spotted out and about kissing actor Skeet Ulrich, aka Jughead’s dad from Riverdale. And let me tell you, I am here for this match made in CW heaven.
While plenty of media outlets are screeching about Lucy Hale being 31 and Skeet Ulrich being 51, I care not about the 20-year age gap. I mean, does anyone screech when Leonardo DiCaprio does it time and time again? No. I’m more screeching about the fact that this a is a hot couple made out of people who starred in our fave teen dramas. It’s basically like when Leighton Meester hooked up with Adam Brody and our collective minds were blown.
Lucy Hale and her new boo were papped out for lunch having a big old smooch and looking very coupled up indeed. We can’t afford those paparazzi photos but you can peep them right at Page Six right HERE.
I’m actually living for the reactions on Twitter, which are overwhelmingly the same as mine — especially from fellow 90s kids who remember Skeet from his iconic role as Billy Loomis in Scream and are deeply jealous of Lucy Hale as a result.
Behold, the reax:
I agree, Lucy Hale. pic.twitter.com/EE65nTHxdz
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) February 23, 2021
I’m taking shots for every text I got about Skeet Ulrich and Lucy Hale today. In conclusion I’m blacking out
— Becca Nicole (@beccaanicolle) February 23, 2021
https://twitter.com/misskiwirry/status/1364256827521847301
https://twitter.com/sleepysadpoet/status/1363968355070210053
WHY DID LUCY HALE HAVE TO GET THE PRIMO DILF pic.twitter.com/na9zkKaaCu
— nate!! 😀 (@chatterghosts) February 23, 2021
Me letting Lucy Hale know that I’ve been trying to get at Skeet Ulrich since Scream and it’s not her turn pic.twitter.com/xqL6nvVgPZ
— tye (@bigbraingrlboss) February 23, 2021
Skeet Ulrich is fine as hell. I’d date him too, tf. Good for Lucy Hale pic.twitter.com/5QlpSRClrM
— butterscotch queen (@AshleyPoitevien) February 22, 2021
There’s something about seeing another woman live your dreams that fills you with both envy & pride. Lucy Hale really out there, securing the DILF. Goals. pic.twitter.com/PNrHTSjFig
— kale ✨ (@hysterikale) February 23, 2021
Not sure about this logic, but okay doll:
https://twitter.com/dilan_jale/status/1364292750682828807
Skeet Ulrich is arguably the hottest man I’ve ever seen in person so honestly I’m STOKED for Lucy Hale. I’d 100% let Billy Loomis murder me.
— carina adly mackenzie (@cadlymack) February 23, 2021
Seeing Lucy Hale kiss Skeet Ulrich, and… pic.twitter.com/M7HZNLhn66
— Morgan L. Stringer (Potential CEO) (@MoString) February 23, 2021
A few people had a bit to say about the way some punters are trying to make the age gap gross.
Lucy Hale is 31, I wish people would stop infantilizing grown ass women. https://t.co/5NTNSIwYRb
— ℭ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶 (@UngodlyLayla) February 22, 2021
hi, friendly reminder that Lucy Hale is a 31 year old woman and there is literally nothing wrong or creepy about a man in his 50s dating a woman in her 30s or even preferring to date women in their 30s, because women in their 30s are capable, grown ass adults thank you very much
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) February 23, 2021
not people comparing her to aria/ezria for this, as if her character wasn’t a 16 year old girl being preyed upon by a grown man and lucy hale is actually in her 30s capable of being in a consenting relationship with someone older 😭? https://t.co/VLBj1j1oiX
— el (@alinastarkohv) February 22, 2021
Pretty much:
Every thirsty women on Twitter simping for the Lucy Hale & Skeet Ulrich relationship pic.twitter.com/ERVOk8mRg1
— ♦Harley ♦ (@_P0P_A_911) February 22, 2021
Look, who knows if this is a serious relationship or a casual one or if Lucy Hale and Skeet Ulrich are just having a fun old time boning and gazing at each other over lunch. Honestly, I don’t care, it’s just the content I need right now.