A Guy Pretended To Be French While On LSD & Kept Up The Lie For 10 Months

Have you ever accidentally gotten yourself into a sticky situation based on a lie, only instead of owning up to your mistake, you went along with the lie to avoid embarrassment? I’m sure we all have at some point, but I doubt it makes for a story quite as wild as this one.

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The yarn was posted by Reddit user, f7tj78 (which is not his main account, for obvious reasons), in the confession-like subreddit, Today I Fucked Up (TIFU). The idea here is that you title the thread with TIFU, followed by what you did. In this case, the title is “TIFU by taking LSD and pretending to be French for 10 months”. Spicy.

Of course, when you come across a thread like that, you simply must click into it, and the rewards for doing so are immense. Essentially, old mate was in the middle of an acid trip in a new house and decided to go for a walk to calm himself down a little. Upon leaving, he met his next door neighbour for the very first time and, well, I’ll let him explain it for himself.

Please, for the love of dog, read the story below.

TIFU by taking LSD and pretending to be French for 10 months from r/tifu

Quite a ride, no? My soul left my mortal body just reading this, I can only imagine what old mate was feeling when it was actually fucking happening. My lord.

Some of the comments are also great.

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Extremely valid point, that last one. My mans should have hit up some Duolingo or something at the very least. Regardless, it’s one helluva story.

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