LOVE IS ALIVE: How Your Fave Celebs Celebrated Valentine’s Day 2017

Valentine’s Day might be over for another blessed year here in Australia, but on the other side of the world – where most of the celebrities live (coincidence?) – it’s still going strong.

Here’s the good, the less good & the kooky-but-still-good* celebrity V-Day posts.
*Fuck it, it’s about love and stuff. There’s only so ‘bad’ it can be.
BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA 


Please come back.

JOHN LEGEND & CHRISSY TEIGEN 

??

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They also starred in a video for LOVE Magazine together, because their entire purpose of being is to make your own relationship look like burning garbage in comparison.

IMAN & HER FOREVER VALENTINE DAVID BOWIE 

My forever Valentine #BowieForever #ValentinesDay

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FINN WOLFHARD 


Why is baby Finn in a bar?


SOPHIE TURNER 

Happy Valentines Day ????

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Sophie, I love you, please never change.

CHANCE THE RAPPER 

Real Love

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Chance: has no time for your fake romance bullshit.


KIM KARDASHIAN WEST & KANYE WEST


I remain convinced that Kim & Kanye have a folder marked ‘Us’ in their meticulously organised photo files in order to whip them out for times like this.

KYLIE JENNER & TYGA 

Happy Valentine’s ??

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Yeah, these two are still together.

MILEY CYRUS & LIAM HEMSWORTH 

@liamhemsworth & I wish you a VERY loveyyyyy V-Day ??????

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??????????????????????????

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Miley Cyrus continues to drag Liam Hemsworth down weird lane, and we are so here for it. But then they take the dogs for a walk so I guess they’re also heaps normal? Please adopt me. 

RUBY ROSE & JESS ORIGLIASSO 


THANK YOU 2016 FOR BRINGING THIS COUPLE BACK TOGETHER. You did one good thing, and it was this.

JENNA DEWAN TATUM & CHANNING TATUM 


<3 <3 <3

MIRANDA KERR & EVAN SPEIGAL 

Happy Valentine’s Day ????????????

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Lol are you guys fucking yet or what?

NICK OFFERMAN & MEGAN MULLALLY 

Today is for canoodling! Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone. #canoodling #valentines

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100% here for semi-naked Nick & Megan shots. Also, Nick tweeted a link to the above Instagram, which I don’t think he’s in any way associated with. I think he’s just just a fan of the account on the basis that it’s about woodworking. Into it.


ZACHARY QUINTO & MILE MCMILLAN 

no ? like this ? to the most beautiful: i love you and i am grateful for you everyday @milesmcmillan

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I truly love you to the far reaches of the planet, honestly! @zacharyquinto

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These two are so perfect it hurts.

RICHIE STRAHAN & ALEX NATION 

The moment I met my Valentine, my partner in crime, my love. ??

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Alright, this is kind of cute.

MEGAN LETO MARX & TIFFANY JAMES 


This looks sponsored. Lol.


GEORGIA LOVE & LEE ELLIOTT 


A very Bachelor-themed Valentine’s, let’s be real.

ZACH BRAFF & DONALD FRAISON 


IT’S GUY LOVE, BETWEEEEN TWOOO GUUYYYYYS.

(It’s their annual spa shot. Can’t believe they don’t want to take another one for us.)

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS & DAVID BURTKA & THEIR CUTE FAM 

Happy Valentine’s Day from these two bundles of love! #cupids

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Adopt me, daddies.

KRISTEN BELL & DAX SHEPHARD 


Dawwwww.

MARK HAMILL 


Trust Mark Hamill to be spreading the love instead of flaunting the love.

KATY PERRY


Where Orlando Bloom tho? 

TERRY CREWS 


Terry lurves love. 

VICTORIA BECKHAM & DAVID BECKHAM 

My little Valentine ?????????? X VB

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This fam continue to shock me with their realness.

SOFIA VERGARA & JOE MANGANIELLO 

Happy V day !!! ??????@joemanganiello Te Amo??????

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This fam continues to shock me with their togetherness. I still don’t get it? Loving the $0.99 border on that photo, though.

Happy Vallo day to the two hunks I’m deeply in love with. You’re stuck with me! Suck it! ??

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Royal Commission into why I’m not a member of Hamish & Zoë’s very cute family.

JIMMY KIMMEL 


Ahhh the price we pay for gags on the internet. In this case, the price of a heckin’ fancy bunch of roses.

JOE JONAS 


JOE JONAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT ICE CREAM.


MINDY KALING 



“Same, Mindy, same.”
– everyone.

REESE WITHERSPOON 

Love my Valentine ??! He makes me laugh & smile everyday! I’m a very lucky girl! Love you JT!

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Awwwwww guys, this is cute as hell. 


PARIS HILTON 


And finally, Paris gave a shout-out to that which she loves best on this oh-so-sacred day: herself, and money.

Till next year, folks!


*burrows deep down into the earth’s crust and dies, alone*


Photo: Barack Obama; John Legend; Miley Cyrus / Instagram.

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