Valentine’s Day might be over for another blessed year here in Australia, but on the other side of the world – where most of the celebrities live (coincidence?) – it’s still going strong.
Happy Valentine’s Day, @michelleobama! Almost 28 years with you, but it always feels new. pic.twitter.com/O0UhJWoqGN
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 14, 2017
Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life and favorite island mate, @BarackObama. #valentines pic.twitter.com/n3tEmSAJRT
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) February 14, 2017
Please come back.
They also starred in a video for LOVE Magazine together, because their entire purpose of being is to make your own relationship look like burning garbage in comparison.
Nicks drunk. Happy Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/vwPwpH1eqi
— Finn Wolfhard (@FinnSkata) February 15, 2017
Why is baby Finn in a bar?
Sophie, I love you, please never change.
I don’t celebrate valentines no mo so keep that shit way far from me ??
— Lil Chano From 79th (@chancetherapper) February 14, 2017
Chance: has no time for your fake romance bullshit.
Happy Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/p4VIPntyHx
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2017
I remain convinced that Kim & Kanye have a folder marked ‘Us’ in their meticulously organised photo files in order to whip them out for times like this.
Yeah, these two are still together.
Miley Cyrus continues to drag Liam Hemsworth down weird lane, and we are so here for it. But then they take the dogs for a walk so I guess they’re also heaps normal? Please adopt me.
THANK YOU 2016 FOR BRINGING THIS COUPLE BACK TOGETHER. You did one good thing, and it was this.
<3 <3 <3
Lol are you guys fucking yet or what?
happy valentine’s day @Nick_Offerman pic.twitter.com/hkMuVIsW3n
— Megan Mullally (@MeganOMullally) February 15, 2017
100% here for semi-naked Nick & Megan shots. Also, Nick tweeted a link to the above Instagram, which I don’t think he’s in any way associated with. I think he’s just just a fan of the account on the basis that it’s about woodworking. Into it.
These two are so perfect it hurts.
Alright, this is kind of cute.
This looks sponsored. Lol.
A very Bachelor-themed Valentine’s, let’s be real.
Happy Valentines Day. pic.twitter.com/8pFjskaHva
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) February 14, 2017
IT’S GUY LOVE, BETWEEEEN TWOOO GUUYYYYYS.
(It’s their annual spa shot. Can’t believe they don’t want to take another one for us.)
Adopt me, daddies.
Dawwwww.
Hoping you can share your #ValentinesDay with someone you truly love (or at least some decent chocolate) #BetterThanGroundhogsDay #LoLove pic.twitter.com/DAbiW2KFmR
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) February 14, 2017
Trust Mark Hamill to be spreading the love instead of flaunting the love.
??So much love for my #KatyCats on this mushy day! Thanks for keeping me floating and grounded all at the same time?? pic.twitter.com/DS3MNkwXrw
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) February 14, 2017
Where Orlando Bloom tho?
Terry lurves love.
This fam continue to shock me with their realness.
This fam continues to shock me with their togetherness. I still don’t get it? Loving the $0.99 border on that photo, though.
Royal Commission into why I’m not a member of Hamish & Zoë’s very cute family.
I sent these to myself pic.twitter.com/34n7wH06W2
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 14, 2017
Ahhh the price we pay for gags on the internet. In this case, the price of a heckin’ fancy bunch of roses.
?????? pic.twitter.com/oc6ZtA1Qwl
— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) February 14, 2017
JOE JONAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT ICE CREAM.
Happy Valentine’s Day to those with unrealistic expectations. ???? pic.twitter.com/uQEdwEIxFV
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 14, 2017
“Same, Mindy, same.” – everyone.
Awwwwww guys, this is cute as hell.
Happy #ValentinesDay everyone! ???? pic.twitter.com/W5E8PInBLB
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) February 15, 2017
And finally, Paris gave a shout-out to that which she loves best on this oh-so-sacred day: herself, and money.
Till next year, folks!
*burrows deep down into the earth’s crust and dies, alone*
Photo: Barack Obama; John Legend; Miley Cyrus / Instagram.