Halloween is the peak of Great Content Online, where it’s clear that people who have a lot of time and money to blow on the most elaborate costumes do just that, making my half-assed attempts look like pure dogshit. Hell, even a literal child has bested me this year but honestly, I’m totally ok with Stormi Webster getting done up to look like mum Kylie Jenner at the 2019 Met Gala simply because it’s SO CUTE.
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True this might be the only time of year that I actively look up Heidi Klum‘s Instagram, but for the most part, little Stormi has destroyed the competition in a miniature replica version of her mum’s lavender-feather-and-chainmail gown she wore to the Met Gala this year.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4JHtIfHqQF/?igshid=1om5ay3tlyh25
LOOK AT HER. Wig and all! I can’t deal. It’s impossibly adorable. Potentially illegally so.
That actually might be the exact same wig that Kylie wore to the Gala in the first place, now that I’m thinking about it.
Heaven’s knows what they’ve dressed Stormi up like this for, I can’t imagine trick or treating around the neighbourhood would be particularly fun in a floor-length baby gown that’s covered in ostrich feathers. And how many lollies can you even fit in that glittery clutch, like, three?
No thanks, chuck me in a stretchy Spiderman costume and let me take a pillowcase with me for bulk candy and maximum movement/running around screaming.
Fans were quick to notice Stormi’s face in one of the photos, which looks like she’s extremely not stoked on wearing an itty bitty version of Mum’s gown, and reacted accordingly.
U know damnnnn well she ain’t wanna be this ????
— ???? (@okndwhataboutit) October 28, 2019
Stormi: i just wanna be princess for halloween
Kylie: No you’re being ME
Stormi: pic.twitter.com/9BinrSRwtZ
— KVNT (@KVNTY4__NEWS) October 28, 2019
Stormi looks like “I wanted to be paw patrol” pic.twitter.com/lAyTSzSB4R
— Lex (@_knglxs) October 28, 2019
We’ll be keeping an eye on all the costumes coming out of famous wardrobes this year (yes I’m looking at you Heidi Klum, how are you gonna beat last year’s Shrek look?) but for all intents and purposes, Stormi Webster (read: Kylie) has won my heart for 2019.
