Justin Bieber’s Perfume Commercial Really Stinks

Here is the commercial with Justin Bieber‘s debut women’s fragrance “Someday”. Justin’s a teenage dude in purple high tops selling smell to females older than he and with whom he wishes to someday rendezvous in the afterlife. Many things wrong with that sentence – the first of which is poor punctuation, but then there’s the whole Bieber-hocking-ladies-perfume thing. Next he should make a protein shake using finely ground particles of his testes.

The entire fragrance concept is dubious. The whole vibe of the ad is pretty weird and the bottle looks very similar to Marc Jacobs’ “Lola”.

But ultimately no matter how much I can find wrong with this shit, the fact remains that I will never have as many dollars or collaborations with Usher as Justin Bieber does.