Adamant that she, in fact, did not fuck Tristan Thompson and simultaneously destroy her friendship with Kylie Jenner, end things between Tristan and Khloe Kardashian, and give Kris Jenner and insane amount of kwality kontent to produce another three seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians or whatever, Jordyn Woods‘ the lie detector test that she took to prove that she’s been telling the truth the whole time has surfaced.

Now I’m merely a peripheral observer of this whole mess that is now being dredged back up nearly a year after the shit hit the fan, I haven’t invested a lot of my time and energy into the whole drama, but knowing that Jordyn’s gone as far as sitting down for a polygraph test to clear her name has coloured me interested.

If you have put this drama to bed after the credits rolled on the KUWTK episode (was it just one? I don’t even know anymore), prepare to be entirely interested in it again, because the test doesn’t lie! It’s science! I think!!

Jordyn’s marathon lie detector test was featured on a recent episode of Jada Pinkett Smith‘s ‘Ask Us Anything’ series. The test was initially done back in February, but because we’re all messy binches who live for drama, having this surface so far after the fact is just enough to sustain us until our own family drama kicks up at Christmas.

Look I’ll stop faffing about, please just watch this thing. It all kicks off at about the 17:15 mark.

First of all how much does Shon Thurman, the polygraphist, just look like he’s kinda overwhelmed by the fact that he’s having to a) do this test and b) be on camera doing this test. He looks like some poor dude that’s been lumped into doing this, like a middle-class white dad having to chaperone the kids to a Post Malone concert or something.

I also love how it goes through the routine questions like, ‘are you in California?’ and ‘are you sitting down?’ and then goes straight for the jugular with ‘did you have sexual intercourse with Tristan Thompson?’ Just, right in there. No faffing around.

And then that’s it! Jordyn passed with flying colours which makes me want to sit back, sip my tea, and watch how the Kardashian/Jenner Kollective respond. I’m sure Kris is rubbing her hands together gleefully somewhere.

Man, I hope Jordyn laughs all the way to the bank on this one.

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