We’ve long suspected that her majesty Queen Elizabeth rolls harder and dirtier than any of us, her loyal serfs, but now we have definitive proof – a documentary crew have discovered a rare species of hallucinogenic mushrooms growing in her garden.
ABC News report that the crew were “surprised” to discover red and white speckled fly agaric fungus, a species of mushrooms with known hallucinogenic properties, growing wild in the grounds of Buckingham Palace.
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“There are several hundred fungi species in the palace garden, including a small number of naturally occurring fly agaric mushrooms,” a spokesman for the palace said curtly.
The Queen has not yet commented, presumably because she and some six-foot corgis are still hunting a fire-breathing lizard with the face of Princess Fergie through the grounds.
Fred Armisen was right this whole time:
