Spicy Report Names & Shames Celebs Who Have Gotten Absolutely Shitfaced At The Golden Globes

As Moira Rose of Schitt’s Creek famously said, the greatest season is awards season and it’s kicking off today with the almighty Golden Globes.

But before they start handing out awards, let’s honour Golden Globes history by perusing a list of iconique yarns involving celebs getting shitfaced at the ceremony.

Page Six published a report charting a bunch of times A-list stars, from Matt Damon to Sofia Vergara, allegedly had one too many. Let’s have a geeze at some of the spiciest ones, shall we?

Matt Damon and Elizabeth Hurley

Apparently back at the 1998 Golden Globes, when he was just starting out as an actor, Matt Damon was spotted “drunkenly flirting” backstage with Elizabeth Hurley who, according to the mag, had “also had a few.”

Emma Thompson

The publication reports that the Harry Potter star got so “sloshed” at the 2014 awards that apparently she ended up going “shoeless.”

Cate Blanchett

The Aussie actress once famously told the Telegraph following her Golden Globes win: “Unfortunately my category came up rather late in the evening so I was a couple of sheets to the wind.”

Sofia Vergara

At the 2014 Golden Globes afterparty, Sofia Vergara claimed she was too drunk to take piccies at the HBO post-Globes bash. Look, we’ve all been there.

Jack Nicholson

At the 2003 awards, the actor took out the Globe for About Schmidt. During his acceptance speech, he admitted to having taken a Valium while giving his “incoherent speech,” the publication reports, adding that he “didn’t mention how many champers he had imbibed along with it.”

For more drunken yarns, have a read here.

More Stuff From PEDESTRIAN.TV