On tonight’s episode of ‘Game of Thrones‘,’Eastwatch‘, Cassie Gilly was just about to drop a goddamn bombshell, something that would shake-eth the whole of Westeros, when she was rudely interrupted by Sam, who apparently couldn’t give af about minor things like ierno, the babe Jon Snow‘s possible right to the Iron Throne.
How did we get here? Sam, studying to become a maester, has been ordered by Archmaester Ebrose to make copies of the Citadel‘s old records, as punishment for curing Jorah of greyscale AGAINST HIS WISHES in episode three (how dare he, gosh). So, Gilly is reading them out for Sam to transcribe. When she comes across a pretty interesting tidbit.
Here’s exactly how it went down.
Gilly: “What does ‘annulment’ mean?”
Sam: “It’s when a man sets aside his lawful wife.”
Gilly: “[High Septon] Maynard says here that he issued an annulment for a Prince ‘Ragger’ and remarried him to someone else at the same time in a secret ceremony in Dorne. Is that a common thing in the south, or—”
Did you just feel the earth wobble beneath you? Yeah, that’s the feeling of a truth bomb – ALMOST – being dropped.
It sounds like Gilly was just about to reveal that Snow’s dad Rhegar Targaryen divorced Elia Martell in order to marry Lyanna Stark, Snow’s ma – which would make Snow the rightful heir to the Throne…
Admittedly, not good news for Daenerys, but pretty good news for this hunk o’ man meat:
But, but, but, Sam interrupted Gilly before she got to saying Stark’s name in order to complain about being forced to transcribe while “the secret to defeating the Night King is probably sitting on some dusty shelf somewhere, completely ignored!“
Shut up, Sam, I hate you.
So does the rest of the internet:
GILLY: SOME REGGAR GOT AN ANNULMENT AND GOT MARRIED AGAIN
— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 14, 2017
SAM: I'M OUT. HERE BABY HAVE THE BOOK
ME:#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/j79W058UWQ
my reaction towards Sam interrupting Gilly!!
— maryam zaheer (@maryam_zaheer) August 14, 2017
LET THE GIRL FINISH!!#GameOfThrones #eastwatch pic.twitter.com/JievMmw3kL
Gilly: drops knowledge; Sam: snaps at her; every woman, every where: #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/qjyv6ioHXi
— Kay Boatner (@kayboatner) August 14, 2017
Gilly causally confirming a decades long theory and Sam being so consumed with himself #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/TUNt9JltKK
— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 14, 2017
Sam interrupting Gilly as she makes THE MOST IMPORTANT REVEAL in #GameOfThrones is every woman's experience in every meeting ever
— Abigail Brooks (@_abigailbrooks) August 14, 2017
Gilly low key just dropped one of the biggest bombs in game of thrones history and Sam wasn't even paying attention #GoTS7 #got pic.twitter.com/i0rMyTYUP8
— Shayla (@ShayRayVal) August 14, 2017
When Gilly drop the biggest bomb of the shows history. And Sam doesn't even hear her out. #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/QBWVUoq9WT
— D'Andre Bruce (@6_questions) August 14, 2017
Super annoyed Sam didn't let Gilly finish those juicy dets about that wedding that's probably crucial to our wellbeing #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/S579SLiuLB
— Iëre????✨ (@NotJustInfinity) August 14, 2017
YOU GUYS. GILLY JUST MADE THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY EVER AND SAM WAS JUST LIKE #ThronesYall #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/mTCac22slt
— Jessica (@vibrant2001) August 14, 2017
When Gilly stumbles upon the biggest secret in Westeros but Sam isn't paying attention #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/dBFgRoiU4V
— Eric Stevens (@EricElBambino) August 14, 2017
I can't believe Sam's hissy fit was right in the middle of Gilly trying to tell how Rhaegar was remarried #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/4UGLiAQStI
— tee ❄️ (@minyoontee) August 14, 2017
Gilly (a woman): Here is some extremely pertinent infor—
— Andrew Gruttadaro (@andrewgrutt) August 14, 2017
Samwell (a man): ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN HOW AWFUL MY CIRCUMSTANCES ARE
Sam! SHUT UP and listen to Gilly talk about R+L=J
— Sarah (@sarahducky) August 14, 2017
#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/mrAb4DbvDh
Gilly:
— Penelope ???????????? (@dailyunnie) August 14, 2017
*learns how to read*
*Discovers the truth to the biggest mystery in the entire series*
*Is ignored*#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/sK57RGM7Rv
When Sam interrupted the most important information coming out of Gilly's mouth #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/CJzgQE0R7B
— lucy (@luciana_salas) August 14, 2017
S/O TO GILLY, A WILDLING GIRL WHO COULDN'T READ WHEN WE MET HER JUST CONFIRMED THE BIGGEST THEORY OF THE SHOW. #GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/L9O1QwiOSy
— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 14, 2017
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