David Attenborough Needed Pacemaker, Cancels Australian Tour

Walking testament to everyone’s hyper-augmented fascination with nature and such types of learnings, naturalist David Attenborough has regrettably cancelled his Australian tour to undergo emergency heart surgery.

The 87 year-old urgently needed a pacemaker, and was forced to forego his sold-out Australian Tour which was due to commence next week. Reportedly, the surgery was carried out earlier today, with a spokesperson for the UK National Treasure commenting, ”Sir David has now had the operation and his doctors are satisfied with his progress.” This is assuring and we hope he’ll be back soon 🙁

Here is a clip of him being dignified and soothing like always. We can only hope his reverential ways run in the family, and relatives gather round speaking all remedial-like at him.