Party bro and myspace fan Corey Worthington is being charged after allegedly smashing a former friend’s car in with a bed post.
The ‘former friend’ is 19 year old mechanic Chris Oscuro, who told the Herald Sun that he and Worthington fell out over a girl last year (ha ha ha) and that Corey is now worried a criminal record might prevent him from pursuing a career as a HOLLYWOOD ACTOR???
Apparently Corey has a role in a US film called Life in the Fastlane due to start filming later this year. Even Max Markson who represents the fur-lined hood-wearing little douche confirmed this startling news saying the film is “still on the agenda” despite the charges.
A few brief thoughts:
(a) WTF is a “bed post”? No one has four poster beds anymore – only rich 19th century cats with scarlet fever.
(b) When the HELL did Corey decide to embark on a film career? Why didn’t we know about this?
(c) Life in the Fastlane. ha ha ha. That’s so Corey.
(d) OMG what if…
Via News.com.au
