Just when you thought that Britney Spears couldn’t sink any lower, ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has revealed that he has a sex-tape featuring Ms. Spears and will sell it for the right price.
Ghalib told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.’
The video was shot in Mexico and features Spears in nothing more than a pink wig ala Natalie Portman in Closer.
I can only hope that the video features Britney in a school uniform imploring Ghalib to “hit me baby one more time.” Too dark? Sorry.
Before we judge, let us not forget why we love Britney in the first place…