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Precious unicorn Bill Fucking Murray made himself manifest at a bachelor party over the past weekend to dispense unto a group of twenty college buds the following sage, excellent piece of advice. But first, a little exposition:
During dinner, a member of the bachelor party sees Bill Murray wearing a fishing vest (what else) and sitting with a group of people in another part of the steakhouse. After having drinks sent over to Murray and declined, another reveller went and asked if Murray could come up and say a few words for the groom, to which he replies “No thanks.” The messenger returned dejected and brings with him the devastating news that no, Bill Murray will not speak to the bachelor party. Then, “two minutes later, Bill fucking Murray walks into the room and gives this speech:”
“If you have someone who you think is the one, don’t just sort of think, your ordinary mind, and think, ‘Oh, O.K., let’s make a date, let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to J.F.K., when you land at J.F.K., and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.”
Bill MF Murray, everyone.
via Deadspin
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