Are you a CrossFit fanatic who’s tired of keeping your skills confined to the gym?
“Australian Ninja Warrior is the massive new format that welds sport and entertainment together.”“It’s the biggest and most impossible course in the world that will be tackled by everyday Australians who think they’re fit, fast, nimble or hard enough to get to the finish.”
And if you think you’ve got what it takes to run the course, Nine would very much like to hear from you.
— Channel 9 (@Channel9) June 18, 2016
Honestly? If any of us could somehow manage to throw our soft, shitty bodies through that course, we’d put “ninja warrior” on our gravestones.