Apple Is Almost Definitely Unveiling A New iPhone Next Month


If you’re one of those folks who needs the latest gadgets, then it’s time to grab a mallet and smash that piggy pink to high-fucking-heaven, because Apple are pretty much, almost definitely, basically 100% going to announce a new iPhone next month.

They sent out media invites today announcing the September 9 announcement – one year to the day the iPhone 6 was announced – which included the cryptic message: “Hey Siri, give us a hint”.

Siri is definitely *not* giving hints, but serving up plenty of sass:

GODDAMMIT, SIRI.

Siri sass bullshit aside, the iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S are expected to be announced, with pre-order available a few short weeks later. Rumour mills are currently going nucking futs, with everything from Siri upgrades (almost definite), a force-sensitive touch feature called Force Touch, camera upgrades, and even a pink model available doing the rounds, the last of which finds its roots entirely on this Chinese website.


  


via Time / TechCrunch / PC Advisor.

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