ONYA JESUS: The Creme Egg McFlurry Is Back At Maccas For Easter

Now I don’t know a lot about religion but if there’s one thing I’m almost certain of, it’s that Jesus Christ died so that us, his beloved people, could enjoy a chocolate egg with a fondant filling blended to shit in cheap ice cream and gifted to us by a giant restaurant chain for $4.55.

Yep, it’s that time of year again yolks, with McDonalds today announcing the return of the cherished Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry for your Easter adjacent enjoyment.


First introduced in 2016 to wall-to-wall frothing, Maccas have brought back the goey motherfucker for a short time, saying in a statement: “We listened to what the people want and they want the Crème Egg McFlurry. It’s back and as good as ever for a limited time only!”

Behold the sweet sweet boi in all its glory:

Hey bb, we missed you.

The Creme Egg McFlurry is available now for $4.55 at your local Macca Deezies but only for a limited time.

You McFucking ripper!