Folks, do not allow any child in your vicinity to have an imaginary friend. Ever. If you have a child, or a niece/nephew or any kid remotely in your life and they mention an imaginary friend, cut them OUT.
Just give them away or never speak to them again, I don’t care. Because imaginary friends? They are always, ALWAYS secret demons masquerading as a nice pal who then suddenly goes from “let’s play monster trucks” to “kill your friends and family today!”.
Here’s a kid with a demon that’s hanging out with her, likely whispering messed up stuff in her ears. Meet Ruby and her evil bestie, Grateful.
https://twitter.com/nataliemorales/status/1000957417360834560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2018%2F05%2F28%2Flittle-girl-imaginary-friend-grateful%2F&tfw_creator=mashable&tfw_site=mashable
WHAT. THE HELL.
Grateful. GRATEFUL.
I mean the name alone, Ruby! Surely at 3 you are old enough to know when you’ve got a demon and not a fun imaginary friend for god’s sake. Get it together, Ruby! You have a demonic entity! Not a festive little fake mum!
TWO BABIES IN HER BELLY. More like TWO FRESH DEMONS WAITING TO PREY ON MY FAMILY’S SOULS.
People have obviously really run with the whole “kid you have a demon/ghost” thing. Someone spent their free time drawing a picture none of us wanted to see of what they imagined Grateful to look like, for example.
I spent more time on this than I’d hoped. Here ya go!https://t.co/sfOIzy9cek pic.twitter.com/DQqBhAw2eo
— Kemiro Sentai Kevinger (@kemiroart) May 29, 2018
There’s also this total NEEEERD who has gone proper historical on this ghost bitch. Which like thank you but also NO THAT IS A DEMON NOT A SWEET GHOST GIRL FROM 1486.
https://twitter.com/FugaPericulum/status/1001259741761372160
Then you have the people who shared equally terrifying stories of kids they know who like to hang out with demons.
Last week my niece said “sometimes I feel the stealers hug me in the night when I’m sleeping, but they always leave before I wake up.”
— Wawa SkittleTits (@MrsLauraRoslin) May 28, 2018
My father passed away and a year after that during a car ride my child pretends to talk on the phone.
“Ok, see you then!”
“Who did you talk with?”, I ask.
“Grandpa.”
“Nice, what did you talk about?”
“He’s coming to visit us this night.”
😱👻— Tuomas Venhola 🐧⛹ (@tvenhola) May 28, 2018
My young brother had an imaginary friend named “Jane”, he used to go to the kitchen at night to talk to her, one night I went to see what “they” were talking and he was saying “no Jane, I cant give you a knife to hurt my family” he was 3 years old!
— Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia) May 28, 2018
Absolutely no nope nooooooo no no NOPE.
PSA to Ruby’s mum, get yourself an exorcist on the immediate or enjoy an untimely death that probably involves being electrocuted in the bathtub.
