‘The Royal Tenendongs’ is the Most Twee Porn Parody Ever


Everyone knows that there is no official Royal Tenenbaums porn parody, where members of the eccentric family get it on in various incestuous combinations. What this photo essay presupposes is … maybe there should be?

Renowned erotic photographer Lee Roy Myers, whose previous work includes a photo essay about ’70s classic The Shining, has teamed up with adult site Woodrocket to offer his take on the twee Wes Anderson classic.

Adult stars James Deen and Stoya helped out, appearing as all of the characters in The Royal Tenendongs. Pictured above is Deen as the uptight Chas, who probably needs some help unwinding …
This is Stoya, as the deeply troubled Margot. If the spoof sticks to the plot of the original, then I guess she’s the Tenendongs’ adopted daughter, making incestuous goings-on mildly more okay? I’m still going to have to scrub these mental images from my brain at some point.

The Royal Tenendongs is just a photo series for now, but if you really want to see it turned into a film, then I guess you can go start a Kickstarter or something, you dirty perves.

The photo series can be viewed on Woodrocket, although needless to say, it’s extremely NSFW. 

via Woodrocket

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