Well we’ll be damned. Uber is giving its Brissy passengers a chance to win a private jet to a “secret tropical destination” this weekend.

YES, YOU GUYS. FKN PRIVATE JETS. THE SHIT JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD USE TO ILLEGALLY TRANSPORT POOCHES.

Six people will win, by requesting UberJET between 9-10 am of Saturday, October 29 (so try not to get too lit Friday night, fam) and entering the promo code JETBNE. You’ll get UberSELECT transfers from Brisbane Airport also.

More in the video below, but, like, FAAAAAARRRKKK.

It’s the first time Australia is getting a look in at the app’s p-jet service, but it’s been taking reservations elsewhere in the world since June this year after a two-year hiatus (the service first launched in 2014, with Uber inviting millionaires customers to order an UberJET from Paris to the Cannes Film Festival, as you do).

Please let this be the soft launch for a permanent service – can you imagine landing at Splendour on three wheels?

YES: Uber Is Bringing Its Private Jet Service To Oz & You Can Fly For Free


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